I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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