i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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