You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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