dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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