i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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