his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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