Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This house was built for laser tag.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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