they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Acid is not a monday night drug
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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