peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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