We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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