By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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