Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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