420 ftw
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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