Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
only you would photoshop your dick
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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