do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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