I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
