was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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