Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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