My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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