Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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