how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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