when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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