are you still at the devil's house?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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