I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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