I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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