This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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