yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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