Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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