no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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