she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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