My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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