an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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