thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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