at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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