Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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