I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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