This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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