Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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