dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
my poor anus
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