glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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