Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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