so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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