If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can I color on your dick again?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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