if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I want a musical about memes.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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