Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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