As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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