Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize