whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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