Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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