Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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