My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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