I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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