She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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