what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
