your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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