just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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